The Bear Necessities - fragglerocks
Old soldier

Old soldier

"tell me a story Grandad"
'what about?'
"how did you get that medal?"
'Well now, the chef in our canteen burned the breakfast sausages one day, and the lads in the company revolted and were about to invade the kitchen. I singlehandedly beat them back with a fresh baked bloomer, fried some bacon and eggs up right quick, and saved the day!"
"Really Grandad?"
'It's a good story isn't it?'
"Yes Grandad, you're my hero."
'Sleep tight, bonnie lad'